IS IT INFIDELITY IF YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE ON EMAIL?
Eメールの交換も浮気したことになる?
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| CHRISTINA: What is going on? |
一体どうしたの? |
| KATHLEEN: Nothing, nothing, nothing at all. |
別に、何でもないの。 |
| CHRISTINA: I'm just gonna stand here until you tell me. |
話してくれるまで、ここを動かないわ。 |
| KATHLEEN: All right. Is it infidelity if you're involved with someone on email? |
Eメールの交換も浮気したことになる? |
| CHRISTINA: Have you had sex? |
セックスしたの? |
| KATHLEEN: No, of course not. I don't even know him. |
知らない相手よ。 |
| CHRISTINA: No, I mean cybersex. |
サイバー・セックスよ。 |
| KATHLEEN: No. |
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| CHRISTINA: Well, then don't do it. The minute you do, they lose all respect for you. |
セックスを許すと男ってすぐ付け上がるの。 |
| KATHLEEN: Well, it's not like that. We just email. It's really nothing, on top of which, I am definitely thinking about stopping because it's getting ... |
私はEメールを交換してるだけ。だけどやめようと思う。だって何となく…。 |
| CHRISTINA: Out of hand? |
エスカレート? |
| KATHLEEN: Confusing. But not. Because it's nothing. |
変な気分。でも平気よね。 |
| CHRISTINA: Where did you meet him? |
彼とどこで? |
| KATHLEEN: Oh, I can't even remember. Okay, on my birthday I wandered into the Over Thirty Room for a joke, sort of, and he was there, and we started chatting. |
もう覚えてないわ。誕生日にお遊びで“30代の部屋”に入ったの。そこで出会ってチャットを。 |
| CHRISTINA: About what? |
話題は? |
| KATHLEEN: Books. And music. How much we both love New York. Harmless, harmless, meaningless. Bouquets of sharpened pencils. Oh! |
本とか音楽。“NYが好き”とか、他愛もない話よ。鉛筆の花束だなんて…。 |
| CHRISTINA: Excuse me? |
何?それ。 |
| KATHLEEN: Forget it. We don't talk about anything personal. So, I don't know his name, or what he does, or where he lives exactly, so it will be really easy for me to stop seeing him, because I'm not. |
いいのよ。正体は謎。お互いの名前も職業も住所も知らないの。別れたければすぐ別れられる。 |
| CHRISTINA: God, he could be the next person to walk into the store. |
次に店に来るお客かもしれない。 |
| KATHLEEN: I know. |
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| CHRISTINA: He could be ... George. |
例えば、ジョージ。 |
| GEORGE: Morning. |
おはよう。 |
| CHRISTINA: Are you online? |
また徹夜? |
| GEORGE: Well, as far as I'm concerned, the Internet is just another way to be rejected by a woman. |
インターネットでも女にフラれるって分かったよ。 |
| BIRDIE: Good morning. |
おはよう。 |
| KATHLEEN: Good morning, Birdie. |
バーディ。 |
| BIRDIE: What are you girls talking about? |
何の話をしてたの? |
| CHRISTINA: Cybersex. |
サイバー・セックス。 |
| BIRDIE: I tried to have cybersex once but I kept getting a busy signal. |
トライしたけど回線が満杯。 |
WHAT IS IT WITH MEN AND THE GODFATHER?
男って“ゴッドファーザー”が好きなのね
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| KATHLEEN (on email): I always miss my mother at Christmas, but somehow it is worse this year since I need some advice from her. I need her to make me some cocoa and tell me that everything that's going badly in my life would sort itself out. |
クリスマスは母を想う時。今年は特に母の言葉が欲しい。特製のココアと“大丈夫よ”という母の言葉が。 |
| JOE (on email): What kind of advice do you need? Can I help? |
僕の言葉じゃダメかい? |
| KATHLEEN (on email): Can you help? I wish you could help. I wish ... |
あなたの?うれしいけど、ただ…。 |
| (Suddenly an Instant Message appears on screen.) |
(突然インスタント・メッセージがスクリーンに現れる。) |
| JOE (on email): I had a gut feeling you would be online now. (Hi.) I can give you advice. I'm great at advice. |
オンラインになった。アドバイスには自信がある。 |
| KATHLEEN (on email): (Oh-oh.) If only you could help. |
うれしいけど。 |
| JOE (on email): Is it about love? (Please say no.) |
恋の悩み?(“ノー”と言え。) |
| KATHLEEN (on email): No. (How cute!) My business is in trouble. |
“ノー”よ。(やさしいのね。)仕事の悩みなの。 |
| JOE (on email): (Huh! Well!) I'm a brilliant businessman. It's what I do best. What's your business? |
僕は優秀なビジネスマンだ。任せとけ。仕事って? |
| KATHLEEN (on email): No specifics, remember? |
ダメよ。言わない約束よ。 |
| JOE (on email): (Okay. Well.) Minus specifics, it's hard to help. Except to say, go to the mattresses. |
(分かった。)それじゃ難しいけど、あえて言うなら“マットレスで組め”。 |
| KATHLEEN (on email): What? (does that mean?) |
何?(何のこと?) |
| JOE (on email): It's from The Godfather. It means you have to go to war. |
“ゴッドファーザー”だよ。“戦え”ってこと。 |
| KATHLEEN (on email): What is it with men and The Godfather? |
男って“ゴッドファーザー”が好きなのね。 |
| JOE (on email): (Oh, come on, hello?) The Godfather is the I Ching. The Godfather is the sum of all wisdom. The Godfather is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." What day of the week is it? "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday." The answer to your question is "Go to the mattresses." You're at war. It's not personal, it's business. It's not personal, it's business. Recite that to yourself every time you feel you're losing your nerve. I know you worry about being brave. This is your chance. Fight. Fight to the death. |
(もちろんさ。)“ゴッドファーザー”は中国の格言に優る知恵の泉。あらゆる答えがある。“休暇旅行には?”。“銃を置きパスタを持って行け”。“今日は何曜日?”。“月曜、火曜、木曜、水曜”。君の悩みへの答えは“マットレスで組め”。戦うんだ。仕事のために。いいか、これは仕事だぞ。くじけそうになったら、その言葉を唱えるんだ。勇気が出るか心配?証明してみろ。戦え!死ぬ気で! |
YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO TALK ABOUT NOTHING THAN SOMETHING,
BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT
ALL THIS NOTHING HAS MEANT MORE TO ME THAN SO MANY "SOMETHINGS"
大抵は意味のない会話だったりするけど、私にはそれがとても大切になってたの
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| KATHLEEN (on email): I've been thinking about you. Last night I went to meet you and you weren't there. I wish I knew why. I felt so foolish. And as I waited, someone else showed up, a man who has made my professional life a misery, and an amazing thing happened. I was able, for the first time in my life, to say the exact thing I wanted to say it at the exact moment I wanted to say it. And of course, afterwards, I felt terrible. Just as you said I would. I was cruel, and I'm never cruel. And even though I can hardly believe what I said mattered to this man, to him I'm just a bug to be crushed, but what if it did? No matter what he's done to me, there's no excuse for my behavior. Anyway I so wanted to talk to you. I hope you have a good reason for not being there last night. You don't seem like the kind of person that would do something like that. The odd thing about this form of communication is that you are more likely to talk about nothing than something, but I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many "somethings". So, thanks. |
ずっと考えてた。あなたが来なかったこと。理由が分かれば悩まないのに。代わりに、私の仕事を台なしにした男が現れたの。自分でも驚いたけど、生まれて初めて言いたいことをズバッと言えたわ。でも、あなたが言った通り、その後味の悪さったら!あんな残酷な私は初めてよ。案外、彼は平気だったかも。私なんて虫ケラ同然。でも、もし傷ついていたら?私は自分を許せないわ。あなたと話したかったのよ。理由もなく約束をスッポかす人にはとても思えないの。Eメールのやり取りって、大抵は意味のない会話だったりするけど、私にはそれがとても大切になってたの。ありがとう。 |
BUT WE'RE SO RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.
最高の相手だったのに
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| FRANK: You're a wonderful person, Kathleen. |
君はすばらしい人だ。 |
| KATHLEEN: So are you. |
あなたもよ。 |
| FRANK: And I'm so honored that you would want to be with me because you would never be with anyone who wasn't truly worthy. |
僕と付き合ってくれて光栄に思う。君は相手をキビしく選ぶ人だから。 |
| KATHLEEN: I feel exactly the same way about you. |
それはあなたも同じ。 |
| FRANK: Oh god, don't, don't, don't, don't say that. That makes it worse. |
そう言わないで。先が言いづらくなる。 |
| KATHLEEN: What? You don't love me? |
愛してない? |
| (Frank shakes his head.) |
(フランク首を横に振る。) |
| KATHLEEN: Me either. |
私もなの! |
| FRANK: You don't love me? |
君も? |
| (Kathleen shakes her head.) |
(キャスリーン首を横に振る。) |
| FRANK: But we're so right for each other. |
最高の相手だったのに。 |
| KATHLEEN: I know! I know! Uh! Well, is there someone else? Oh! That woman on television, Sidney Ann. |
私もそう思ってたわ。新しい彼女が?テレビ番組の彼女ね。 |
| FRANK: I mean, nothing's happened or anything, but ... |
まだ特別な関係では…。 |
| KATHLEEN: Oh, Frank, is she a Republican? |
彼女、共和党なの? |
| FRANK: I can't help myself. |
共和党でも構わない。 |
| (The two laugh out.) |
(ふたり吹き出す。) |
| FRANK: What about you? Is there someone else? |
君は?誰かと? |
| KATHLEEN: No, no. But there is the dream of someone else. |
いいえ。いないけど、夢に描いている人が。 |
HAVE I EVER BEEN WITH ANYBODY WHO FITS THAT DESCRIPTION? HAVE YOU?
そんな女に私が出会ったことあるか?お前は?
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| NELSON: Who did you say you broke up with? |
お前も別れたって? |
| JOE: Patricia. You met her. |
パトリシアです。会わせた。 |
| NELSON: Would I like her? Just kidding, son. Is this beautiful, or what? Of course I'll be living out of a suitcase for at least three weeks, and then there's the inevitable legal hassle, more of your inheritance down the drain. |
譲るかい?冗談だよ。本当にいい船だ。3週間ほどこの船で暮らすよ。あとはお決まりの財産分与討議。お前の遺産が減る。 |
| JOE: Don't you worry about it. |
いいですよ。 |
| NELSON: I won't. I just have to meet someone new. That's all. That's the easy part. |
また新しい女を探すさ。そっちは簡単だがね。 |
| JOE: Oh, right, yeah, a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy. |
父さんのハートを歓びで満たす女性をね。 |
| NELSON: Well, don't be ridiculous. Have I ever been with anybody who fits that description? Have you? |
よせ。そんな女に私が出会ったことあるか?お前は? |
OH, LET ME GUESS. THROUGH THE INTERNET?
当てよう。インターネットで?
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| JOE: What happened with that guy at the cafe? |
カフェで待ってた男は? |
| KATHLEEN: Nothing. |
あれきり。 |
| JOE: But you're crazy about him. |
好きだった? |
| KATHLEEN: Yes, I am. |
ええ。 |
| JOE: Why don't you run off with him? What are you waiting for? |
彼の腕に飛び込めば? |
| KATHLEEN: I don't actually know him. |
彼を知らないの。 |
| JOE: Really. |
知らない? |
| KATHLEEN: I only know him through the, oh, you're not going to believe this. |
知ってるのは…、やめるわ。 |
| JOE: Oh, let me guess. Through the Internet? |
当てよう。インターネットで? |
| KATHLEEN: Yes! |
そうよ。 |
| JOE: Hmm. You've Got Mail. |
“ユー・ガット・メール” |
| KATHLEEN: Yes! |
それよ。 |
| JOE: Very powerful words. |
胸にくる言葉だ。 |
| KATHLEEN: Yes. |
それ |
| JOE: Well, I'm happy for him. Although, could I just make a little suggestion? I think you should meet him. No, no, no, wait, wait. I take that back. Why would you want to meet somebody you are crazy about? |
幸せな男だ。でも、一つだけ忠告しよう。やはり彼に会うべきだ。いや取り消す。なぜ好きな男に会いたいのか。 |
| KATHLEEN: Hey, I hardly think I need to take advice from a person who ... |
誰があなたに忠告を…。 |
| (Joe gently covers her mouth with his hand.) |
(ジョー、やさしく彼女の口をふさぐ。) |
| JOE: Now I can see that'll bring out the worst in you. Let me just help you not to say something you're just gonna torture yourself about for years to come. |
また僕をののしる?後悔することを言わないで済むよう協力しよう。 |
| (Joe removes his hand. They look at each other.) |
(ジョー、手を離す。ふたり見つめる。) |
| JOE: I hope you'll feel better soon. It'd be a shame to miss New York in the spring. |
風邪を治して。じきNYは春だから。 |
| KATHLEEN: Thank you for the daisies. |
デイジーをありがとう。 |
| JOE: Well, you take care. |
それじゃ、お大事に。 |
| KATHLEEN: I will. |
ありがとう。 |
| JOE: Goodbye. |
さよなら。 |
| KATHLEEN: Goodbye. |
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HEY, YOU WANNA BUMP INTO ME ON, SAY, SATURDAY AROUND LUNCHTIME?
土曜の昼にまた偶然出会わない?
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| JOE: So, how's your book coming? |
本は進んでる? |
| KATHLEEN: Well, there's this children's book editor I know from the store, and she's excited to read it when I finish it. Who would ever have thought that I would write? I mean, if I hadn't this all the time ... You know what? The truth is that he was the one who started me thinking about writing! |
出版社が書き上げたら読みたいって。私が本を書くなんて。時間ができたお陰よ。それに、彼の言葉がきっかけで書く気になったの。 |
| JOE: Mister 152 felony indictments. |
152の前科がある彼? |
| KATHLEEN: Mister 152 insights into my soul. |
152の目で私の心を読む彼。 |
| JOE: Well, well, god, oh! I'm not competing with that. |
負けたよ。 |
| KATHLEEN: Well, I keep on bumping into you. Hope your mango's ripe. |
よく出会うわね。マンゴーは? |
| JOE: I think it is. Hey, you wanna bump into me on, say, Saturday around lunchtime? |
熟れてるよ。土曜の昼にまた偶然出会わない? |
| KATHLEEN: Yeah. |
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| JOE: Over there? |
あそこで? |
| KATHLEEN: Uh-huh. |
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| JOE: Good! |
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HOW COME YOU FORGIVE THIS GUY FOR STANDING YOU UP AND
NOT FORGIVE ME FOR THIS TINY LITTLE THING LIKE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS?
約束を破った男は許すのに、僕の小さな罪は許せない?店を奪ったこと
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| JOE: Timing here is everything. He's waited until you are primed. See? Until you are absolutely convinced that there's no other man that you could possibly love. |
彼は君がその気になるのを待ってたのさ。“私が愛するのはこの人しかいない”と君が思うまで。 |
| KATHLEEN: Yes. |
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| JOE: You know, sometimes I wonder. |
思うんだが。 |
| KATHLEEN: What? |
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| JOE: Well. If I hadn't been Fox Books and you hadn't been The Shop Around the Corner, and you and I had just met. |
僕らの間に店のことがなくて、ただ普通に出会っていたら…。 |
| KATHLEEN: I know. |
そうね。 |
| JOE: Yeah, yeah. I would have asked for your number and I wouldn't have been able to wait 24 hours before calling you up and saying "Hey. How about some coffee, or, you know, drinks, or dinner, or a movie, for as long as we both shall live?" |
電話番号を聞いてた。きっと24時間も待てずに君に電話をしてたよ。“お茶か食事を一緒にどう?”“映画でも観に行かない?”“一生僕と一緒に”ってね。 |
| KATHLEEN: Joe. |
ジョー。 |
| JOE: And you and I would never have been at war. And the only thing we'd fight about would be which video to rent on Saturday night. |
いがみ合ってないし、ケンカもビデオを選ぶ時ぐらい。 |
| KATHLEEN: Well, who fights about that? |
そんなことで? |
| JOE: Well, some people. Not us. |
他人はね。僕らは違う。 |
| KATHLEEN: We would never. |
そうね。 |
| JOE: If only... |
残念だ。 |
| KATHLEEN: Oh, I gotta go. |
行くわ。 |
| JOE: Let me ask you something. How come you forgive this guy for standing you up and not forgive me for this tiny little thing like putting you out of business? Oh, how I wish you would. |
もう一つだけ。約束を破った男は許すのに、僕の小さな罪は許せない?店を奪ったこと。許してほしい。 |
| KATHLEEN: I really have to go. |
行かなきゃ。 |
| JOE: Yeah, well, you don't want to be late. |
遅れるからな。 |