How to put lemon on chicken...
Story by 4th grader - the first sentence had to use 3 words from a spelling list, and the words chosen were "deaf", "video" and "ahead".
Once upon a time, there was a Deaf man watching a video called 'Don't get ahead of yourself.' He turned off the T.V. and put another video in. This time it was called 'How to put lemon on chicken'. The deaf man didn't like this so he shouted "I already know how to do it, it's easy!" he yelled throughout the house.
He put on another video. It said the same thing! He went to the video store and saw that the only thing left was 'How to put lemon on chicken'.
He went to the movie theater and asked the person there "is this a movie called 'How to put lemon on chicken'?" "Sertanly not" said the person. He went in and the doors locked. The title was...
How to put lemon on chicken
2 !
He had to spend 100 hr's inside the cinema for nothing!
He went back home and put on 'Don't get ahead of yourself.' When he saw that the real title was 'Don't get ahead of yourself while putting lemon on chicken' ('How to put lemon on chicken 3') he was furios. He punched the T.V. and never watched it again.
THE END